90+ Funny Easter Puns and Jokes: Crack Me Up

Easter, a time for eggs-traordinary puns and yolks that crack everyone up. It’s not all about the egg hunt; it’s also about cracking smiles with bunny puns and egg-citing jokes.

Funny Easter Puns

1. I’m eggs-hausted after the egg hunt.
2. Let’s hatch a plan for Easter.
3. I’m egg-static about this holiday!
4. This Easter, I’m dye-ing to have fun.
5. You’re egg-ceptionally cute!
6. Hop ’til you drop this Easter.
7. I carrot wait for the Easter bunny to visit.
8. That’s an eggs-cellent idea!
9. Feeling a bit egg-centric today.
10. Let’s shell-ebrate Easter together!
11. You crack me up like an Easter egg.
12. I’m not yolking around, Happy Easter!
13. This holiday is eggs-tra special to me.
14. Let’s hop to it and celebrate!
15. Egg-cited for some bunny to visit.
16. Have an eggs-quisite Easter!
17. You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you.
18. That joke’s egg-stremely funny!
19. I’m all ears this Easter.
20. Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!
21. Don’t worry, be hoppy!
22. Let’s make this Easter egg-straordinary.
23. Having a basket full of fun!
24. Egg-specting some good times this Easter.
25. That’s one shell of a holiday!
26. Ready to egg-splode with Easter joy!
27. I found the egg-sact spot for egg hunting.
28. It’s a good time to spring into action.
29. Basket case on Easter? Absolutely!
30. Keep calm and carrot on.

Funny Easter Jokes

1. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
2. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Egg-cercise and hare-obics!
3. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
4. How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
5. What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip hop!
6. Why was the Easter Bunny upset? He was having a bad hare day.
7. What do you call an egg from outer space? An “Egg-straterrestrial”!
8. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
9. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
10. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.
11. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
12. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch TV? Because their cable was scrambled!
13. What do you get if you cross a bunny with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
14. Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!
15. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day!
16. How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise!
17. What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
18. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
19. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line.
20. Why did the bunny go to the dance? To do the bunny hop!

Funny Easter Puns for Instagram

1. Feeling egg-stra hoppy today! 🐰
2. Shell we dance? It’s Easter! 🥚💃
3. Hoppy Easter to every-bunny! 🐇
4. Just a bunny and her peeps. 🐥
5. Hare today, gone tomorrow. Enjoy Easter! 🌸
6. I’m just here for the chocolate. 🍫
7. No bunny loves you like I do. ❤️
8. Ears to a great Easter! 🐰
9. Some bunny needs chocolate! 🍫🐰
10. Egg-specting great things this Easter. 🥚🌷
11. Keep calm and carrot on! 🥕
12. Found my hoppy place! 🐇💐
13. Baskets of fun on this sunny day! ☀️🐣
14. Peepin’ it real this Easter. 🐥
15. Egg-hunting season is here! Let’s crack it! 🥚🔍

Funny Easter Puns Captions

1. “Easter: The only time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket!”
2. “Watch me whip, watch me lay lay.”
3. “Show me the bunny!”
4. “Wishing you an egg-straordinary Easter!”
5. “Have an egg-ceptional Easter!”
6. “Egg-cited for this hoppy day!”
7. “Too hip to hop.”
8. “Bunny kisses and Easter wishes.”
9. “Let’s live hoppily ever after this Easter.”
10. “Egg-spect the unexpected!”
11. “Hopping into Easter like…”
12. “A bunny’s favorite genre? Hip-hop!”
13. “Every-bunny needs some-bunny sometimes.”
14. “Egg-hausted from all the Easter fun!”
15. “Follow the bunny; he has the chocolate!”

Funny Easter Puns One-Liners

1. I’m just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Easter joy!
2. Egg-specting to crack up this Easter.
3. Let’s bounce to the Easter brunch!
4. Yolk’s on you, Easter’s here!
5. Easter: when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it.
6. Hare’s to an egg-cellent Easter!
7. Just beat it — like an Easter egg.
8. A tisket, a tasket, loving my Easter basket!
9. Bunnies make everything better.
10. Cracking into the Easter spirit.
11. Egg-cited for the egg hunt, are you?
12. Don’t carrot all what we do, as long as it’s together.
13. This Easter, let’s egg-splode with joy!
14. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you Easter eggs, start dyeing.
15. Finding joy in every bunny moment.

Conclusion

Whether you’re egg-hunting or just bunny hopping around, these Easter puns and jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to your spring celebrations!